May 2013
arasol-in-a-can:
AHHHHH NO MAMI WHAA TA J UST HAPPENED HELP????????????///
i see you are watching pmmm
godspeed, emma
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
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morristibbs:
white privilege is being able to blend in the snow to catch prey
the homestuck fandom
week 1 of homestuck hiatus: how are we going to LIVE ahaha we are gonna be so crazy wow brace yourselves!!!!!!!
now: tumbleweed rolls across the screen
sherbot:
theboywhofangirled:
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
brook:
thisisthinprivilege:
Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.
what
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iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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professorgoogoo:
TUMBLR! I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I have a school assignment due in a couple of days and I need you all to help me out!
Please like/reblog this post if you don’t think that the number of notes on a tumblr post would be accepted as a valid source of information on a school assignment.
Thank you so much! You guys are life savers.
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sdr2 au where after chapter 2 kuzuryuu talks like a pirate
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
izuru-karnukura:
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
AND SHOUT
AND LET IT ALL OUT
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whoisthiswho:
Reblog if you post Dangan Ronpa 1 and/or 2, and I’ll give you a follow!
orangewave:
people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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despairkomaeda:
sdr2 abridged: ya did weed
it’s like 30 pages of the best/worst thing i have ever done some of it might be too small to read because tumblr resizes images i couldn’t even be bothered editing out most of the sound effects but here it is and there may be more in the future
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ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
eggzakery:
*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*